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Answers on the Discussion Page

Who brings monsters babies?
 * How did Frankenstein sit in his chair?
 * Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
 * How did Frankenstein's mother eat her lunch?

> Because he didn't want to spoil his looks. What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? 'Great! That was just what I needed.'
 * What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
 * I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines
 * Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire and a coven of witches? Keep your fingers crossed that it's a fancy dress party

Frankenstein was open-minded. They made the word "frank-hearted" and I found it in the book. It means "open-minded" Must have named it after him. I thought this was pretty ironic!


 * Frankenstein**: I’m going to need you to find a brain for this creature.
 * Igor**: Eww… do I have to?
 * Frankenstein**: Of course — What could a man amount to if he didn’t have a brain?
 * Igor**: President?